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Goldman Saks Not Laboring

Posted on September 7th, 2010 in Princess Wears Prada,Sista Christian Louboutin by hireheels

On this Labor Day, Americans are “celebrating” the worst jobless rate since 1982 — our shoe budget is dashed for sure. While the boys of Goldman Sachs were Net-Jetting to St. Tropez blowing their bonuses on Russian imports, the rest of us have been relegated to the clearance rack @Saks (praying for an 80% off sale), and are expected to do a lot more work for considerably less money.

It’s not even that we have a high jobless rate —”9.7″—it’s that The Land of the Free has a lot of free time on its hands and is also working for free! So, are those of us who are willing to work, willing to do so for half of what they used to earn, or even for free?

Sadly, YES!

And by the way, for those of you who think we’ve been musing through mykonos or ambling along the amalfi coast this summer. Not so much. These hireheelers have been workin’ it — heel-toein’ it to the canyons of NYC, through the canals of Amsterdam and (teetering) on the cobblestones of Beantown… nor did these politistas have an appetite for the healthcare buffet, town brawls or green tea parties.

So what’s next?

Well, short of digging a “Gold”man (who’s preferably not short LOL), these girls are going to labor on and celebrate our enterpreneurial spirit… hopefully inspiring a few savvy hireheelers along the way.

no sugah for daddy!

Posted on September 13th, 2009 in Sista Christian Louboutin by hireheels

We’re sure you ladies are familiar with that tasty treat of delectable dishin’—”Daily Candy.” The richly packed newsletter that pops into sassy and savvy gals’ email boxes all over the world each weekday. Recently its male counterpart “Urban Daddy,” a sistachristian_bylinesimilarly snarky (although slightly chauvinistic), informational popped up on the e-scene. The boys wrote a beauty last Friday that we heels felt compelled to share (natch, with our customarily cheeky commentary)…

Not That You Need This, But…Save Your Relationship for Just $1

BHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAA…
Incredibly entertaining… These “Urban Daddy” guys are the “Man.” Even more entertaining than the diatribe—is their handle… They call themselves the “Bastards.” The self-important, egomaniacal… Pardon us, we digress.

Note to All DUDES (or Would-be Duds) Everywhere:

WE GOT YOUR NUMBER PAL…
Some of us just choose to let you think we don’t notice all of your stupid behavioral flaws—but don’t think for a nanosecond that we’re so into you… that behaving like:

An ass
A non-committal, paranoid, wack job
A self-absorbed clod
A dickhead
A mean-spirited S.O.B.
An abominable Bad Boy

is all at acceptable.

Note to the Bastards or “Terds” (as Quentin T. would say)…Women don’t need a stupid $1 app (although one is available) to remember a man’s important STATS… If we don’t “remember” you on your
birthday—it’s not because we forgot the date, it’s because we don’t want you for one…

To all of you GOOD MEN out there, and yes there are a few—we’ll remember you on your birthday every year… And that secret place where we put our tongue (yes, the one that makes your eyes roll and toes curl), we’ll remember that often too!

The Boyle-ing Point

Posted on April 17th, 2009 in Sista Christian Louboutin by hireheels

The house lights dimmed, the music came up… Ms. Boyle opened her mouth to sing, while the audience, preemptively wincing, held their collective breaths… Then it happened… Perfect pitch, the voice quality of an angel… The formerly hostile gaggle of onlookers rose to their feet in a boisterous whoop of an ovation. This ‘never-been-kissed’ songstress realized her dream and has ultimately inspired a nation (and the world).

So what’s the point, right? Spinster gets record contract…? A great headline to be sure, but… NO… Susan Boyle inspires us because she believed in herself. She stood tall against incredible odds and made it happen… Yes it’s inspirational alright… BUT the point is… Why were the odds so incredible in the first place?!? A woman with a remarkable gift is, up until now, not permitted or at least limited from sharing it with the world, because of her appearance… Should whether a woman is tall or tiny— blonde, brunette or bald have any bearing on her ability to sing, write, paint or be POTUS?!? Thank you Susan Boyle for giving us all a much needed wake-up call.

rape is a four-letter word

Posted on April 8th, 2009 in Sista Christian Louboutin by sistachristianlouboutin

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Hireheelers today, I’m going to dispense with my usual snark, because I am compelled to relay a story that so sickened me, that I have lost my “hh” sense of humor. The account centers around a young woman who found herself in a position of the upmost peril (which is horrifying enough), but the most disturbing and horrific part of the story focuses on those persons who were bystanders… They did virtually nothing to assist her, much less save her from a brutal attack. But I should let “Maria,” a young, former NYU grad student, speak for herself— as she was studying to be a writer…
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“Hearing the decision about the case — it broke my heart. It really broke my heart,” the 26-year-old told TODAY’s Meredith Vieira Wednesday in an exclusive broadcast interview in New York. “I was really hoping that changes would be made, that other women taking the subway out there could feel safe and secure. The subway is raising their fares and spending even less money on security.”

Read and see the story at http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30105703/

Rape is a word so vile, that we are less likely to utter it than a profanity. Rape is NOT an expletive. It’s a crime! Its victims are often chastised, blamed or worse. We must protect our sisters, educate our brothers and insist that society both criminally and civilly prosecute or institute policies of “zero tolerance,” not only to those who commit this supremely violent act, but those who witness rape or other savage crimes against women and do nothing (or virtually nothing). Maria, we support you, we commend you for your bravery, and we will carry the torch for you, if necessary. Thank you for having the courage and grace to stand tall for women everywhere.

we invite you to get involved with New agenda’s violence against women initiative. see hireheels’ splash page for info.

greta and we say: express yourself

Posted on March 27th, 2009 in Princess Wears Prada,Sista Christian Louboutin by hireheels

A hireheels kick-up to Greta Van Susteren for boldly slapping the "Hillary-Palin Haters" in her poignant post yesterday.  We built hireheels for the very reason Greta cites.  Driven to disgust by the media’s treatment of Hillary Clinton in the last election, we felt we had no choice.
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To echo Greta, you needn’t agree with these women all the time but, if you’re going to express yourself, you should be decent and use your intellect (not hate) and show respect for those women who deserve to be on the stage.

As we celebrate our one-year anniversary, we know we must continue the march, by dishing our ‘wickedly delicious sass’ to hundreds of thousands of hireheelers around the globe…in stilettos of course.

Please continue to express yourself and share hireheels.com with the women in your life.

Happy Anniversary HireHeelers!

not so smooth, operator

Posted on March 22nd, 2009 in Princess Wears Prada,Sista Christian Louboutin by hireheels

Mr. President, hireheels is issuing you a citation — DUI: Don’t Use Insults — for drifting into the "gaffe lane," yet again.  editors_byline

As the driver of your own perception, you should know better! Jettin’ to the left coast and hob-nobbing in LA LA Land on our dime is one thing, but crackin’ an insensitive frat-boy style ‘ha-ha’ was about as smooth as the cobblestone streets of Louisburg Square.

Your high performance and well waxed exterior may have fooled some, but hireheels gals know what’s really under your hood.  And we say:  "Better Get Maaco!"

Evan Bayh— He’s Our Guy!

Posted on March 18th, 2009 in Sista Christian Louboutin by sistachristianlouboutin

All-American boy and stand-up guy, Sen. Evan Bayh (D-IN) seeks to put the centrist sanity back into the political mix by forming a group of 15 (including himself) Dem Senators that consider themselves moderates. The bod of mods have yet to name themselves, because Bayh didn’t want to bog their middle-of-the road mission down with such time-consuming exercises. Until they christen their crew, Sista will endearingly refer to the 15 as the “Mod Squad.” The Squad’s fearless new leader announced his group’s plans today on Morning Joe. Presently the group is comprised solely of democrats, which I’m sure is giving Majority Lefty Harry Reid hives… as the 15 Dems will definitely have a say— yeah or nay— on crafting and passing legislation.

Whether the move is poising the former Veep short-lister for even more of a centered spotlight on the national stage remains to be seen (and we’ll be watching). In the mean time, this stability-seeking heel says, “Senator Bayh, I really like your balancing act!”

Give Me My $2!!

Posted on March 12th, 2009 in Sista Christian Louboutin by hireheels

A Stimulus Package We Can Truly Believe In!!

$2… Initially this story brought to mind kitsch images of the cult film classic “Better off Dead.” You know the flick— it’s the story about young Lane Meyer (John Cusack), who is plagued by everyone in his hometown, including a psycho-stalker-bike-sistachristian_bylinepedaling paper boy, who will stop at nothing to collect his “$2 weekly fee…”

Happily, in Brewton, AL, you’ll get $2 (no questions asked and THEN SOME) if you’re an employee of civically minded pharmacy owner— Danny Cottrell. Not only will you get $2 times 350 (if you have tenure)— that includes retired employees, that have come back to work in Mr. Cottrell’s pharmacy for FREE. Even new pharmacy employees were included in the collective sum which totaled $16,000. The only caveats… you give your word (yes that still means something in some counties in our country) 1. to give 15% to charity, and 2. pledge to spend (no saving of this bonus allowed) the remainder of your $2′s in the community’s businesses to stimulate the local economy. WOW— that’s a STIMULUS PACKAGE we heels can TRULY BELIEVE IN…

Hmmm Trusting loyal employees/citizens to spend money to help their neighbors… Novel idea Mr. Cottrell (our newest sugar daddy (emeritus)— you’re giving us real HOPE in humanity. You get a bona fide hireheels kick-up!! Thanks for thinking out of the shoe box!!

Shrinkage— it’s just so flaccid!

Posted on March 9th, 2009 in Sista Christian Louboutin by sistachristianlouboutin

I get it… All over the US and the world we are downsizing, dumbing down, repackaging, defacto-ing…
Since when does shrinking our VPOC (that’s Vice Pint of Choice) become fair play?!? Granted, cinching-in the US’ ever-expanding waistlines is a good thing– BUT when half or more of the populous is depressed, stressed (and possibly repressed) to sistachristian_bylinethe point of needing a super-double-scoop (and then some) of reserve pomegranate chip, how dare they diss and kick us, when we’re down. Our hunk of freezin’ lovin’ spoonful— Haagen-Dazs is now attempting to REALLY dumb us down by pushing a pint… yes, that’s 2 cups or 16-oz. (we all made it past second-grade math), as now a merely melting or shriveling 14-oz. How much of a sugar high do they think we are on?!?

In a sagging economy, where less should be getting us a whole heck of a lot more… we the consumers are being treated as glacé second-class. Sista says, “Let’s shelve our scoops and find a friend to spoon with until our coveted sweets once again show us our just desserts!!

You’ve Come a Long Way Baby!
HireHeels Celebrates International Women’s Day

Posted on March 8th, 2009 in Sista Christian Louboutin by sistachristianlouboutin

Today is International Women’s Day and what better way to celebrate than by giving a higher than 5-inch hireheels kick-up to the lady who inspired us to create this out-of-the-shoebox blog in the first place (see Hillary Clinton’s OpEd below).

We salute you Madam Sec. — for all that you have done and all that you will do— to further women’s issues here at home and across the globe. You have pragmatically, systematically and diplomatically taken the world by storm in the last 6 weeks without fanfare or pomp. your star shines without elaborate Hollywood-stye staging, styrofoam columns or pricey kobe beef dinners…

Your poise and grace under pressure astonishes and inspires us to be better people ourselves.


Secretary of state Hillary Clinton op-ed celebrating international women’s day March 8, 2009
Saturday, 07 March 2009 19:14 By The Independent Reporter:

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On a trip to China eleven years ago, I met with women activists who told me about their efforts to advance conditions for women in their country. They offered a vivid portrait of the challenges women faced: employment discrimination, inadequate health care, domestic violence, antiquated laws that hindered women’s progress.

I met some of those women again a few weeks ago, during my first trip to Asia as Secretary of State. This time, I heard about the progress that has been made in the past decade. But even with some important steps forward, these Chinese women left no doubt that obstacles and inequities still remain, much as they do in many parts of the world.

I’ve heard stories like theirs on every continent, as women seek opportunities to participate fully in the political, economic and cultural lives of their countries. And on March 8, as we celebrate International Women’s Day, we have a chance to take stock of both the progress we’ve made and the challenges that remain—and to think about the vital role that women must play in helping to solve the complex global challenges of the 21st century.

Today, more women are leading governments, businesses, and non-governmental organizations than in previous generations. But that good news has a flip side. Women still comprise the majority of the world’s poor, unfed and unschooled. They are still subjected to rape as a tactic of war and exploited by traffickers globally in a billion dollar criminal business.

Honor killings, maiming, female genital mutilation, and other violent and degrading practices that target women are still tolerated in too many places today. Just a few months ago, a young girl in Afghanistan was on her way to school when a group of men threw acid in her face, permanently damaging her eyes, because they objected to her seeking an education. Their attempt to terrorize the girl and her family failed. She said, “My parents told me to keep coming to school even if I am killed.”

That young girl’s courage and resolve should serve as an inspiration to all of us—women and men—to continue to work as hard as we can to ensure that girls and women are accorded the rights and opportunities they deserve.

Global problems are too big and too complex to be solved without the full participation of women. Strengthening women’s rights is not only a continuing moral obligation—it is also a necessity as we face a global economic crisis, the spread of terrorism and nuclear weapons, regional conflicts that threaten families and communities, and climate change and the dangers it presents to the world’s health and security.

These challenges demand everything we’ve got. We will not solve them through half measures. And yet too often, on these issues and many more, half the world is left behind.

Especially in the midst of this financial crisis, we must remember what a growing body of research tells us: Supporting women is a high-yield investment, resulting in stronger economies, more vibrant civil societies, healthier communities, and greater peace and stability. And investing in women is a way to support future generations; women spend much more of their incomes on food, medicine and schooling for children.

Even in developed nations, the full economic power of women is far from being realized. Women in many countries continue to earn much less than men for doing the same jobs—a gap that President Obama took a step toward closing in the United States this year, when he signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, which strengthens women’s ability to challenge unequal pay.

Women need to be given the chance to work for fair wages, access credit and launch businesses. They deserve equity in the political sphere, with equal access at the voting booth and the freedom to petition their government and run for office. They have a right to health care for themselves and their families, and a right to send their children to school—their sons and their daughters. And they have a vital role to play in establishing peace and stability worldwide. In regions torn apart by war, it is often the women who find a way to reach across differences and discover common ground.

As I travel around the world in my new role, I will keep in mind the women I’ve already met on every continent—women who have struggled against extraordinary odds to change laws so they can own property, have rights in marriage, go to school, support their families—even serve as peacekeepers.

And I will be a vocal advocate—working with my counterparts in other nations, as well as non-governmental organizations, businesses and individuals—to keep pressing forward on these issues, so that the world will move closer to finally realizing the full promise of women and girls.

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