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Posted on February 5th, 2009 in Princess Wears Prada by hireheels

…but SHOULDN’T be in the Stimulus Package. A
whopping $1.5 MIL for a “Prostitute Shelter” which
creates “0″ net new jobs is no way to pass an
economic bill seeking bi-partisan support.

HireHeels heartily agrees that social programs
focused on getting vulnerable women “off the street”
need to exist and be funded, but, should be pushed
in future social spending bills.
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President Obama, prove you are more than a
brilliant branding campaign! Otherwise you risk
becoming same ole, same ole — a new brand attribute
already flooding the blogosphere and many news
outlets. The country is in crisis. Reasonable people
from all parties are willing to support your
administration, IF it delivers actual change by
sweeping K Street, Wall Street and any other public
thoroughfare which puts its greedy tar on this bill!

One more thing: make sure those J-O-B’s are
equally weighted toward women. Last I checked,
my galpals weren’t lining up to build ‘steel’ bridges
but maybe a few ‘virtual ones’ (though they do pack a
mean Home Depot toolkit under their sink).

former plumber vs. former fed prez (with a little blago sprinkled in)

Posted on February 4th, 2009 in Princess Wears Prada by hireheels

A while back I wrote a post about a group of impressively educated activists who attempted to game Ohio’s election system, only to be exposed by an equally tenacious (honest) group of students @ one Palestra network.

Credentials are the key to one’s future. They open doors of opportunity and pay your bills, but, apparently not your taxes.

We ALL struggle at various points in our lives… financially, professionally, emotionally and physically.  This is LIFE.

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Just ask the former Illinois governor who is now racked with doubt about how he we will feed and protect his family post-impeachment (or indictment depending upon how things go).  But the real headline that emerged out of Greta’s exclusive last night: Blago would not rule out calling President Barack Obama to testify. Hmmmm….

Back to the stars of this post.  Joe The Plumber had his pipes cleaned for not paying “a couple of grand” in taxes.  And the press took the bait.  Three months later our newly minted Tres. Sec. finds himself floating in the same toilet.  Big deal?  Nah.

I leave you to compare the credentials of these two “Tax Evaders”… you decide.

Timothy Franz Geithner, age 47

  • Received A.B. from Dartmouth in Government & Asian Studies
  • Received M.A. from Johns Hopkins University School of Advanced International Studies
  • Employed by the U.S. Government as Secretary of the U.S. Treasury
  • Born to Peter Geithner, who managed the Ford Foundation’s microfinance programs in Indonesia being developed by Ann Dunham-Soetoro (President Barack Obama’s late Mother)
  • Worked for Kissinger & Associates, The U.S. Treasury Dept., The Federal Reserve Bank of New York and The International Monetary Fund (IMF) respectively
  • Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, age 36

  • Received no formal education
  • Technically unemployed
  • Worked for Newell Plumbing & Heating Co. (but never completed apprentice program to secure journeyman’s plumbing license or an apprenticeship license)
  • Future endeavors include book deal and a political watchdog group
  • Yesterday, President Obama acknowledged his mistake, citing the danger of creating two standards: one for “Prominent” Americans and another for “Ordinary” ones. Hopefully the MSM paid attention.

    Sista Says, “Give Dick-less Armey the Boot!”

    Posted on February 3rd, 2009 in Sista Christian Louboutin by sistachristianlouboutin

    We at hireheels are putting dick armey in front of the proverbial court marshall, if not the firing squad, after his degrading display of déclassé diatribe on hard ball last week. We say, “HardBaller?!? HAH… You got NO balls Dick!” After spewing the kind of self-important green gook, that would only be appropriate if his head were spinning in a big screen horror flick (not a small-screen political talkie), Dick-less Armey had the audacity to dope his slime all over celebrated Salon.com editor and chief and political pundit Joan Walsh. Don’t take our word for it— just check out the shoetube. The hh chics say, “Don’t worry Joan, we wouldn’t marry him either— Armey probably has a teeny, tiny little dick— to go with his big fat mouth (and gut)!”

    In your case Dick, we will use teeth… Hireheels officially awards you the first stiletto through the forehead of 2009!

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