I’ve been a regular observer/sometime commenter at Just Say No Deal blogs since the beginning. You remember, ‘The Beginning,’ when Coward’s DNC/ RBC handed down that despicable Florida/ Michigan decision – the day the Party formerly known as Democratic died. (I feel ‘60s mood music coming on…”American Pie”?) As a self-identified PUMA, I went to Denver to lend my voice to the movement, and met lots of PUMAs — Will, Diane, Murphy, LadyBoomer, Riverdaughter, LaNell, Laurie, Shari, Shtuey, William, et al. I get a thrill (no, not up my leg) that there are so many PUMAs continuing to stand up, speak out and fight for our democracy and its core principles and processes. Certainly, the Party formerly known as Democratic no longer cares about those principles and processes –after flagrantly flouting them during the primary and since.

I’m in my late fifties, and endured bankruptcy and foreclosure this year. Yep, I’m now just one more casualty of the Democratic corruption/complicity in the subprime mortgage/housing market collapse, Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac/ACORN debacle, ultimate economic meltdown, which That One has aided and abetted for his own selfish financial, political gain. A self-supporting independent writer for more than two decades, my key contract was terminated last year and I’ve been sans work since. Was all this the result of ageism, sexism and, yes, social engineering gone dangerously awry? You betcha.

With Gov. Palin as VP, certainly, lifelong women’s rights activists like me will have an advocate in the McCain WH. I’m ashamed of the national leadership of NARAL and NOW (which I’ve also ditched…too much mind control, just like moveon.org…not into being dominated, thanks) and women formerly known as activists such as The Gloria’s (Allred and Steinem) for what I can only describe as their ‘queen bee’ liberal elitist (and ultimately anti-woman) stance against Gov. Palin. This may sound weird, but I liken them to those old women-abusing radicals like Ayers, et al, whose main interest in women was to use ‘em and lose ‘em, after they schlepped the coffee and the joints and gave liberally of themselves (…ahem…). I’m proud of L.A. NOW Prez Shelly Mandell for seeing so clearly in Gov. Palin what those icons (perhaps alabastered from hardening arteries and hearts?) of the old feminist guard refuse to see — that Gov. Palin personifies everything for which we mainstream lifelong women’s rights activists have fought our entire lives: The right to self-determination in all matters.

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To listen to the TEAMSARAH CALL in real time, go to www.townhall.com/blog
beginning at 11:00AM EST on Saturday, Oct. 25th. – Townhall will be streaming the Million Woman Call LIVE!

Who has time to blog. I’m tryin’ to save our country
here. I’m so distressed that hireheels has been in
serious need of a trip to the cobbler… we’ve been
struttin’ on screws for almost a week now, but I’m
not buying a new pair of Pradas ’til my work is done!

Check out Jeri Thompson – I have inside info that
she’s a hireheels chic. I spied her super sexy
leopard-print manolos in St. Paul. Sass, guts and
cool shoes…I knew I liked this gal!

MORE BIAS AGAINST WOMEN!

Wardrobe for an All-American Family from Alaska
injected into a national Presidential Campaign?
$150,000

Styrofoam Greek Shrine, complete with phallic
symbols, for an ego as large as the African Continent?
$5,300,000

One Night at the ‘Poor Peoples’ Convention in
Denver? $53,860,000

Watching Alan Colmes get spanked by a savvy chic
who wears hot shoes? Priceless

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Full disclosure: I like Joe Biden. I found his straight talk during the height of the Iraq disaster a relief from Bush’s onslaught of lying surrogates, including Colin Powell. With nothing to lose, Biden went out on a limb with his creative ideas and fearless tone. Bottom line: Joe says whats on his mind.

The only issue I have with Joe Biden is his drinking. I can recognize a drunk a mile away, and our friend Joe is either an active or dry drunk.  Doesn’t make him a bad guy, and I regret needing to bring it up, but this is yet another example of the media’s refusal to probe a single thing these days other than up Sarah Palin’s skirt.  Guess we’ll ignore this one like Edwards’ philandering and Obama’s cocaining.

My take…Joe’s latest gaffe isn’t really a gaffe. It was more straight talk, like his earlier declaration (and subsequent reiteration) that Barack Obama was unfit for command. Now Joe The Prophet #1 has issued an ominous prophecy for Omerica. By predicting a ‘generated international crisis’ in their first six months, Biden was actually attempting to stay relevant by reassuring his audience that he’ll be right by Prez Obama’s side to make sure he doesn’t screw up (no doubt with a scotch in hand). If anyone reading this believes that Biden believes that Obama has foreign policy experience, then you need detox too!

Now to my boyfriend, Joe The Prophet #2. Didn’t he clean up real nice for Hannity & Colmes last night?

Though the suit and tie threw me off a bit (Princess prefers her Plumber in a T) his gritty, unfiltered position on the American Dream tickled Princess pink. Joe doesn’t want a handout and he certainly doesn’t want to be de-motivated by Obama’s vision for America. His prophecy: Barack Obama will breed mediocrity in America.  In Joe’s words, “what’s the purpose of working hard?”

I’ll end with some anecdotal evidence of the impending GimmeNation in store for Omerica. Yesterday I happened upon a spirited “spread the wealth” debate in Starbucks between a militant African-American Obama volunteer and some white dude. “I’m gonna get me what’s mine,” said she proudly.

Most frightening to me… That she said it with pride.

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We professional gals (whatever that means) have a long standing joke about dating plumbers.  After a bad break-up I’d muse: maybe I should date a plumber?  The theory being that blue-collar dudes would probably appreciate us and treat us a heck of a lot better than our white-collar suitors.

The American Dream – suddenly en vogue thanks to a plumber – means something different to everyone.  The last guy who wanted to share his with me – a home in the burbs with a white picket fence – finds himself now living solo in that charming little home.  I ran the other way.  The American Dream, to me, is about being allowed to pursue it with reckless abandon and without being judged.

Indeed, my whole life I’ve chased a state of mind rather than a physical dream. Daughter of an immigrant machinest and a waitress, I struggled to be included, accepted and noticed.  I knew if I were to achieve anything, I needed to get out of the neighborhood to expand my horizons. So you might say I left “Joe The Plumber” behind.

But after watching his infamous encounter with the elegant Senator Obama, I realized that it was the Average Joe who had the commanding presence, not the Lord of Intelligentsia he was going head-to-head with.

Why is the world so enamored with Barack Obama…and what is it about Hillary Clinton supporters not succumbing to his mass seduction?

Yesterday we read about a group of impressively educated Obama activists caught duping the ridiculously vulnerable voting system in Ohio by casting early votes from a rented house where they did not reside. They figured out how to share their "Vote At Home" scheme with other students around the country and even bragged about it on Facebook.  Their parents must be so proud.

Where is the outrage?

Oh it’s out there! And I’d say Governor Sarah Palin has tapped into it.  Indeed, the Patagonia Princess who’s now branded an air-head for attending numerous generic colleges, turns out to be the decent one in the race.  Yet the Ivy Leaguers cheating the systems (yes, I include Barack Obama in this category) continue to get a pass for their brilliance and eloquence.  I say, No Deal!

I would have given ANYTHING to attend Harvard.  I grew up but a couple of miles away, but access to it and its world was as distant to me as Mars to Earth.  But as my world grew, I continued to revere this distant planet, in spite of the awful feelings of inadequacy and isolation it inspired.  Smarter meant better, right?  Clearly not this time.

Joe The Plumber reminded me of my roots.  My dad worked nearly 80 hours a week for most of his life and never complained.  I used to loathe that inevitable cocktail party question before: “What does your dad do?”  It took Joe The Plumber’s impromptu encounter with Senator Obama to remind me of my Dad’s American Dream.  If he can inspire me, he may have inadvertently become the game-changer that John McCain needs right now.

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Do we have your attention? Good.

Just when you thought the word ‘caucus’ was relegated to the clearance rack with those passé  ’hanging chads,’ Sista and Princess are, ehm, erecting the caucus story. How fitting that this post, be linked with nuts…ACORNS that is! Finally, after months of contemplating the caucus conspiracy (tough to top Dr. Lynette Long’s research), hireheels is now able to sufficiently put the stiletto stamp on the dossier!

Try this one on for size.  Obama paid nearly a million bucks to ACORN’s offshoot CSI  (how forensically apropos).  So the same group that overpowered America’s banks, and is now in the news for overpowering America’s voter registration system, can NOW be linked to overpowering America’s primaries and caucuses earlier this year.

Well, we’ll be damned…this ain’t no blow job, it’s a SNOW JOB!

There we all were, innocent little Hillary Clinton supporters holding up our homemade signs and cheering on our gal, when the buses rolled in.  Who the hell were these people…where did they come from and why were they bullying the election workers just trying to do their jobs, and harassing unsuspecting voters trying to exercise their constitutional right?

Indeed, the thuggery and chaos unleashed by ACORN types on the campaign trail and in the blogosphere is no coincidence! It was one perfectly orchestrated master plan to win the White House, with ACORN right in the center.

Now Hillary Clinton supporters must do the right thing by rejecting the Democratic Presidential Ticket this year. Do everything you can to spread ACORN’s Caucus Connex!  And if anyone asks you why you’re not voting for Obama, just say: "NO DEAL, SUCK MY CAUCUS!"

NO WE WON’T BE SILENCED – WATCH IT!

INSIDE SCOOP: PRINCESS JUST HEARD FROM A GREAT SOURCE THAT THIS MOVIE, IN ITS ENTIRETY WITH NEW FOOTAGE FROM ANGRY DENVER DELEGATES WAS HANDED OVER TO THE MCCAIN CAMPAIGN!!

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Sure I’m grumpy today. Aren’t you?  I mean, who is this Barack Obama?  And how did he get here? A week ago, I created an intricate map of ACORN’s universe and how it, in part, propelled Obama into stratosphere.  Indeed, he is not within a stone’s throw of the White House due to his compelling list of accomplishments (remind me what he’s done?), but because of the enormous financial support given him by Ayers, Soros, the United States Congress, foreign terrorists, and God knows who else.

Thankfully, the RNC is finally forcing the courts to probe further into Obama’s half billion dollar money trail.  But let’s face it, Americans are too consumed by the gravity of their own economic meltdown to muster the patience to return to Research 101.  I can’t say I blame them. I can barely write this post.

That leaves Sarah the Sweeper as Mac’s last hope.  Seems that she’s not only adept at housecleaning but also clock-cleaning. For the past several days, the Patagonia Princess has sharpened her stilettos and her tongue in an effort to remind voters of the dark shadows lurking in the dark prince’s radical past. It’s about time.

Tomorrow night Mac needs to finish the job by answering his own question, ‘Who is the real Barack Obama?’ Americans need to understand that exhuming Obama’s dead bodies is in the best interest of our country’s future, or we’ll soon be writing obituaries for all the traditions and values we hold true.

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I’m aboard a fairly empty Jet Blue flight en route to Fort Lauderdale with all three seats to myself, an unheard of stroke of luck in this age of over-booked, under-"everything" air travel.  So why am I sooooo irked, slouched in my cracked leather seat, unable to focus on my mindless selex of CSI Miami? (uh, I’ve gotta thing for redheads.)
Well, every unoccupied seat in my vicinity stares at a still frame of Jeffrey Toobin’s frozen face making one of his supremely sarcastic points (no doubt in favor of an Obama and in contempt of Palin).  Then it hit me all over again.  Those damn liberal pundits who forced me, a publicist who survived on the media, to stop my life to fight back with everything I have. In the process I lost more than I care to share here, but, suffice it to say, the life of an activist can get pretty lonely, even for a loner.

Had Hillary Clinton not run for Prez, I never would have gripped the danger of a truly biased left-wing media. Now I find myself infuriated daily at a media that forced so many citizens, like myself, to take to the blogosphere and the airwaves in protest.  In the next 30 days, the same people who created their desired outcome by railroading Hillary out of picture, will apply those very same tactics to John McCain.  And with Palin-Porn commanding the ratings, expect any October surprises in store for Obama to be met with the ‘barely there’ coverage of a brazilian bikini.  Toobin and his buddies will make damn certain of it.

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Finally the moment we waited for so long has come. The debate with the woman which – if we believe the MSM –was accidentally found by the Mac Team in some crevasse in the outer artic circle. The one whose international expertise is limited to knowing that Russia is in eyesight of her backyard and who is a religious freak.

So here I am steeling myself that this is not going to be a public disaster and humiliation for the sistahood. Silly me, there was no reason to worry. The gal blasted out of the gate like a racehorse and Joey never even had a chance to catch up. The clever girl just by-passed the moderator and look straight into the camera, connecting with the people like only the big communicator can do – Billy you got some competition coming. She was right here in my living room (and trust me it is a looong way from St Louis to London ). She grabbed the topics, duck elegantly what she did not wanted to talk abou t (after all she is a politician) and kept it fresh. Mixing it up and switching between charming/funny/cute and steel/serious/committed without blinking for second! She made it look effortless, while Joey looked like making no effort!

On the issues….remind me again who is the supposed foreign policy expert? Well, Joey did not look to me like the brightest star on the international diplomatic firmament. France demanding for NATO soldiers to go to Lebanon , well last time I checked France had not rejoined NATO, oops! Thankfully there were also no ummmhs, ahhhs, mhhhs…I know she is only the VP candidate, but it is kinda nice if somebody can string a sentence together, don’t you agree? Anyway, anybody who can stand 90 min still on high heels and looks glamorous is a winner in my book! So, whatever the MSM will try to tell you tomorrow morning, you heard it first here: the Iron Maid made Mooseburger out of the douche bag!

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DEBATE DISH BELOW!!!!!

Tomorrow night Sarah Palin owns us. For 90 minutes, you needn’t listen to chuckie todd tell you – as he did tonight in an ominous warning in advance of tomorrow’s debate – "…this is it for her." You needn’t suffer thru Gibson’s sickening condescension amplified thru his bi-focals. And you needn’t cringe at Katie’s continuous gotchas to prove her superiority over the Patagonia Princess (I thought I was watching Jeopardy). However, you may need to endure another Probama moderator rooting for Precious.  Ms. Ifill’s financial stake in a successful outcome of an Obama candidacy ranges from $350K to many millions at the release of her book, which is timed quite nicely with Inauguration Day.  Enough said.

Doesn’t this is all sounds eerily familiar. “Hillary must win tonight…She’s gotta win by at least double digits…she needs to change the subject…she needs to show some leg!” (Okay, maybe that last one was never said, though I cannot be certain.) Did anyone care that Hillary Rodham Clinton was the “smartest guy in the room?” NOPE! She got ZERO credit for that. Yet Governor Palin is expected to be a member of MENSA to justify her place on the debate stage.

Bottom line: The only hearts and minds she needs to win is yours.  Like Hillary, she will never win those in the media.  And she shouldn’t even try.Never!  FINI…fugettaboutit!

We say: Bring your hireheels sass and remember to wield that important all-important weapon from your arsenal (noooooo…not your moose-hunting rifle!)…your zipcode! You are debating an inside-the-beltway-hangin’-stogie-smokin’-Palm-meat-eatin’-shady-deal-makin’-36-year-gaffin’ Senator from Delaware (next door to Washington).

Mrs. Palin can go to Washington because she defies convention. She should relish that she isn’t a member of the Northeast elite and the Georgetown circuit.  She has the ability to refresh and reboot…her campaign and the country.

It’s kill or be killed…and my money’s still on the huntress

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